Following a burglary at a house in Cheshire last night, Police have arrested Man Utds Ronaldo, as no-one can account for his wherabouts between 7.45pm and 10.30pm.
' Imagine reality as a sink full of water. We live our lives in this sink, never suspecting that there are miles of plumbing beneath us. Within seconds of snorting the k*tam*ne the plug is pulled on the sink and we are off, down the drainpipe! Flying at tremendous speed! '
