Possible alternative crisps for Terry..

[Lady Tinks of Twinkleshire]

10. Flat Earth Baked Veggie Crisps Peach Mango Paradise

9. Tako Chips Octopus Flavored

8. Vale D'Ouro Biscoitos de Polvilho

7. Sebaround Cheese Rings

6. Humpty Dumpty Sour Cream & Clam Ripple Chips

5. Calbee Seaweed Potato Chips

4. Monster Munch Pickled Onion

3. Howard's Crispy Fried Chicken Skin

2. Cuttlefish Crisps

1. Sepasang Naga Squid Crackers..

Lovely American savories..

Failing that get him on the Seabrook.. ;D

[#cake]

You clearly haven't been on the forums enough today*

We have 2 supposed sources for the crisps....Franks and some place in Knaresborough that Miguel mentioned on Basics.

"Only the finest condition cracked lobster crisps (x4 bags) should be held (liberally scattered) on a silver (not grey) tray, by a scantily clad midget"

I'm not going to try and swerve this with some pickled onion monster munch...that'd be



*i know this to be grossly inaccurate

[ian]

I saw an advertisement for a midget in a magazine a while back.

Sure it was FHM or something similar.

He'll dress up in whatever you want and sing you songs if you like.

Maybe you could get him a lobster outfit.

[T-Boy]

scott said:

"Only the finest condition cracked lobster crisps (x4 bags) should be held (liberally scattered) on a silver (not grey) tray, by a scantily clad midget"

Has Sarah agreed to this?

[Lady Tinks of Twinkleshire]

These are an option should there be no lobster!!!

I think a packet of Canadian Ham on a Tetleys tray will do the man!